Vognox the Viking and the Island of Skeletons

Hey, you! Yes, you with the nose. Do you like adventure stories? Yes? Oh. Maybe try another book. This one is about me - Vognox the Viking - and I REALLY don't like adventures. There isn't a single exciting thing in here. Well, okay, there is that bit when I almost get sucked into a giant whirlpool. And the part where I'm…